Actually, I say tomato, but that is beside the point.
Conversation with Maddux at Sonic, where all the happiest of drinks live:
Me: So, Maddux, how is your Grape Slush? It is everything you hoped for and more?
Maddux: Yes! What are you drinking?
Me: (I lift up my Route 44 Diet Coke, which is absolutely ginormous) A drink, just like you, see?
Maddux: (His mouth drops open) Holy whack-a-moly mom! That drink is Be-Fungus!!
Me: Um... be-fungus? Is that anything like humongous?
Maddux: Yeah, be-fungus. That's what I said.