Reason #1 :
(Playing a game with Maddux and Paizlee in the car while waiting for Breuklyn)
Me: What do cows says?
Kids: MOOOOOOOOO
Me: What do cats say?
Kids: MEE-OOOOWWWW
Me: What do monsters say?
Kids: Grrrr!!
Me: What does Mommy say?
Maddux: Don't touch that!!!!!
Reason #2 :
(I hate that manufacturers make low-rise jeans for little girls, it is insane)
Me: Breuklyn, you have got to pull your pants up. I can see your underbumps.
Breuklyn: (whines) I can't help it!
Me: Well, just pull them up. Just enough so that I can't see the Disney Princesses ballooned out over the top of your jeans.
Breuklyn: (Pulls her pants practically up to her armpits) There!
Me: Ummmm...
Breuklyn: What's wrong? That's how you wear them!
Sooooo... according to my kids, I say stereotypical mom things and wear mom jeans? Sigh.
4 comments:
OMG how hilarious! Kids you gotta love them huh?
I finally found Andes mints so hopefully by tomorrow I will have made them. I should be doing it tonight, but still am a bit under the weather.
Too funny! Leave it to your kids to keep ya honest, right?! What a cute pic too :)
OH, that is so funny! I just recently got out of the low rise jeans because I hated bending over...which with a little kid, you do alot of...so I found some jeans at Wal Mart that weren't that "high" but definately not low rise and I really love them. Now I can bend over with confidence! LOL Wait...that did NOT sound right! :)
oh its ok.... seriously!
One of my kids in my Wednesday night class came up to me and patted my tummy and said.. "Miss Susie are you preawganat??" =/
Or the time when another one taps on the arm and says 'your fat!' I looked at the little darling and said.. 'your short'... yeah I totally agree with you.... most of the girls in my kids church wear those jeans... I've seen more crack this year than a NARC! I swear all I say is 'put your dress down' and 'pull your pants up'...humm... what to do, right?
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