Friday, December 5, 2008
My Self-Esteem is Fantastic Today, Thanks for Asking
Reason #1 :
(Playing a game with Maddux and Paizlee in the car while waiting for Breuklyn)
Me: What do cows says?
Me: What do cats say?
Me: What do monsters say?
Me: What does Mommy say?
Maddux: Don't touch that!!!!!
Reason #2 :
(I hate that manufacturers make low-rise jeans for little girls, it is insane)
Me: Breuklyn, you have got to pull your pants up. I can see your underbumps.
Breuklyn: (whines) I can't help it!
Me: Well, just pull them up. Just enough so that I can't see the Disney Princesses ballooned out over the top of your jeans.
Breuklyn: (Pulls her pants practically up to her armpits) There!
Breuklyn: What's wrong? That's how you wear them!
Sooooo... according to my kids, I say stereotypical mom things and wear mom jeans? Sigh.