- Conversation at the dinner table -
Estee: Breuklyn, don't you want to be something a little warmer than a princess? All of the costumes are so flimsy, you'll be cold.
Breuklyn: No way. I want to be a princess.
Brad: You should be something scary. Like a ghost!
Breuklyn: Dad. That's not funny. I want to be Ariel. Mermaids are the best.
Estee: Haley is going to be a cat, you should be a cat! Or what about a witch? I found the cutest witch costume. It has a hat, that's cool... right?
Brad: You should be a vampire. Vampires are awesome.
Breuklyn: Vampires are not cool. They live at baseball games, that isn't cool.
Estee: Ok, wait a minute... what?
Breuklyn: I don't even like baseball.
- Blank stares between me and Brad, then... -
Estee: An umpire?
Breuklyn: That's what I said. Umpires don't wear tiaras. And I don't like baseball.
Brad: You really can't argue with that.