Irrational Fears Can Be Entertaining...

My new column is up at Scrapbook.com. This week I fill you in on my irrational fears. I know you just didn't feel complete not knowing. Here's a sneak peek:

"The Root Canal specialist guy wasn’t very interested in my fear and decided that nitrous oxide would cure me. Only after being given a liberal, and by liberal I mean enough to float a balloon at the Macy’s Day Parade, dose of the nitrous oxide was I able to relax. I was then given these awesome sunglasses that made me look like Tom Cruise in Risky Business. In theory the sunglasses were to protect my eyes from the glare of the lights. In reality, however, all I could do was sing “Old Time Rock and Roll.” When Root Canal specialist guy returned to check on me before the procedure to find me rocking out to Bob Seger, I think he regretted his decision. I know he is counting down the days until my follow-up appointment."

Have a great Monday!!