Wednesday, September 10, 2008

The Smartest Kid in the Class

Breuklyn: Mom, I have a new friend and he is the smartest kid in the class.

Me: Oh, yeah? Who is your new friend?

B: His name is Noah.

M: That sounds like a nice name. Is he in your class?

B: Yes, but he doesn't sit at my table. He sits at the red table with Luke.

M: So, why is Noah is the smartest?

B: (Looking incredulous) Um, because his name says so.

M: (Stares blankly)

B: (Rolling her eyes) Mom! His name is Noah. He knows everything. Get it? He know-ahs everything.

M: Wow. You Kindergartners really do know everything.

B: My name should have been Noah.

5 comments:

Carmen O. said...

OMG how funny! I read this to Noah this morning and he was like pshhh and walks back into the kitchen. Gotta love kids and their take on things.

Unknown said...

LOL! :) You and your kids have the BEST conversations.

shopgirlaudi said...

LOL...too funny. Maybe his name should be Know-all...hee hee

Melissa S said...

That is crack me up funnY! She is going to be quite the writer when she grows up just like you!

Jane F. Smith said...

LOL!!!! kids are amazing aren't they???