I really, really, really want some peanut butter girl scout cookies. Really. I don't know any girl scouts and for the first time in the history of the universe no one is selling them in Brad's office. In the past week he bought 24 20-ounce A&W Rootbeers (What kind of a fundraiser is that??), a t-shirt from some daycare and a Home Interiors candle and yet... no cookies!! It is widely known that Brad will buy anything from anyone. He has supported all local baseball teams, football teams, schools, churches and random individuals that took it upon themselves to sell something for no apparent reason. Note to self: hide the checkbook from Brad before he comes home with any more of that creepy peanut brittle.