Breuklyn is four going on fourteen. I am convinced. This child has more attitude in her little finger than poor Brad has in his whole body. Proof? Are you asking for proof? Oh yeah, I've got proof...
Let me set the scene... We are sitting at dinner and Brad is, once again, teasing Breuklyn for some unknown reason. Also, imagine Maddux yelling YEAH after everything Breuklyn says.
Brad: You are such a drama queen.
Breuklyn: No way! You are the drama queen!
Brad: Oh yeah? Well, you are a silly little girl
Breuklyn: No way! You are a big weird man!
- I swear that was Maddux giggling, not me. No, not me at all. It is not nice to call Brad a weird man, so I certainly did not giggle. -
Brad: (Looking somewhat perplexed) Well... you... um... you watch too much TV... yeah!
Breuklyn: And you have a stinky mommy!
- bwahahahahahahahahahahah... -
Brad: (Shocked, has nothing to say)
Me: (Trying not to laugh. Unsuccessfully trying not to laugh) Breuklyn. That isn't very nice. You tell daddy that you are sorry. (Turning to Brad...) That's what happens when you tease your daughter.